tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.
stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

gaypee:

"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"
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davidcrap:

if a gay guy complements a girl does he say “no hetero” afterwards?

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

stability:

if you think about it it’s actually really weird that hair just pokes out of our skin and grows

whyamisorandom:

can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous

magicul:

people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people

methhomework:

"i just broke up with my -"

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Why do you put your self esteem in the hands of complete strangers?

— Helena Bonham Carter (via midsummerlovers)